Miss Look-Look-Look (Veena Malik) and Mr. Wannabe (Hrishant Goswami) have a fight on Bigg Boss Season 4
Mr. Wannabe doesn’t like Miss Look-Look-Look’s cooking style and processes.
He makes his annoyance loud and clear.
The issue:
She didn’t make Parathas with zero oil
She tastes the food while cooking it
Paranthey bina tel ke!!! Miss LLL had an amused look on her face when she heard Point No.1
Certainly, any Panjaban worth her oil/ghee would have that amused look.
Salman Khan to Mr. Wannabe, regarding Point No. 2:
Kya aapke ghar mein aapki ma-behen khana banatey waqt khane ko nahin chakhti
Mr. Wannabe: Veena meri ma-behen nahin hai
Dude, if you are so finicky about cooking methods, Do It Yourself!
Mr Wannabe to Miss LLL, initiates the conversation with the words, ‘Are you retarded?’ Starting a conversation with these words is blasphemous. Had Rakhi Sawant been in her place, she would have taught you the lesson of your life. Just because you didn’t get an answer to your question the way you wanted it to be, doesn’t mean you utter such words, anywhere in the conversation.
Another one from Mr. Wannabe during an argument with Miss LLL:
He shouts, ‘If you are fighting because it’s that time of the month, why don’t you take some medicines!’
Kasab, the 26/11 terrorist who has been busy eating Biryani in the jail, remember? The one on whom huge amounts of tax-payers’ money is spent just to protect him. Remember, remember? The fellow stated above is his ex-lawyer. Why, him, you may ask? I feel like asking the same. Will he give some interesting tidbits about the case? That only time will tell.
Dear SRK, are you aware about this? That he is called The Shah Rukh Khan of Bhojpuri Cinema. Don’t you object to it? Anyone around who watches Bhojpuri movies, tell me is this true? A Bhojpuri actor seems to be becoming a permanent contestant in the show after Ravi Kishan’s antics and wise cracks got the TRP game soaring. He is getting separated from his wife and is apparently lined to Shweta Tiwari, who is also one of the participants. Hee haw haw! That’s quite a scoup. People are usually interested in watching real life and reel life couples, especially those that are linked to each other. Will they walk hand in hand after the show? That only time will tell. Couple time means TRP time, by the way.
Rahul Bhatt
Claim to Fame: Mahesh Bhatt’s son who grabbed headlines months ago for his links with Headley
Dear controversy’s child, make sure to grab eye-balls during your stay in the house. Let people know more about you as not much is known.
Sameer Soni
Claim to Fame: Small time Bollywood actor
What else to people know about him? Well, his ex-girlfriend was Nafisa Joseph, who committed suicide. He is currently dating the beautiful Neelam, yester years actress. Do something and get noticed on the show, dude.
Ashmit Patel
Claim to Fame: Small time… err tiny Bollywood actor… err wannabe and Amisha Patel’s brother.
His himbo (gender opposite for bimbo) has been in the news for all the wrong reasons; the family controversies with Amisha Patel and the series of link ups. Do you remember any movie starring him, eh?
Bunty
Claim to Fame: Once-upon-a-time most wanted Thief. Abhay Deol starrer ‘Oye Lucky Lucky Oye’ is based on his life.
Yes, you read that right. Thief. Abhi chor uchchakke bhi aayenge show par!
Hrishant Goswami
Claim to Fame: Well nobody actually knows much about him, except himself
He is apparently some ex-Gladrags Manhunt Contest winner. Had won it many moons ago.
She’s been in a couple of reality shows earlier, hence an obvious choice especially after her two-piece bathing act under a jharna / waterfall in some jungle-based reality show. Her ex-husband was also a contestant in the earlier season. She is also a Bhojpuri actress.
Aanchal Kumar
Claim to Fame: Indian Ramp Model
This woman is seen quite often on the Page 3 party circuit. Could probably get the glamour factor on the show.
Seema Parihar
Claim to Fame: Dacoit
Haan haan you heard that right! She is a daaaaakuuuuu. She has killed numerous people and has several cases pending at various Indian courts.
Begum Nawazish Ali
Claim to Fame: Pakistani talk show host. Cross-dresser, known as Begum.
Frankly, I was in a dilemma. I didn’t know where to put her/his name; in the male category or the male category. However since he/she likes dressing like a woman, I am putting her in the female category. She was born a man, as everyone knows.
The rest of the names didn’t make it. Better luck next time, people.
So, who do you think would win Bigg Boss Season 4? We have a poll here:
Bigg Boss is back with a new season. The crash course in games-people-play starts on October 3, 2010 and will last for duration of 3 months. It will be aired on sabka favorite channel these days i.e. Colors. By games-people-play, I don’t mean kho kho, kabaddi, pakda pakdi though if you think on a deeper level, it can actually be. It’s about the politics of life, the politics of survival, dog eat dog atmosphere, kissa kursi ka. Got it.
That’s one show that everybody openly hates but secretly watches. Coming to the specimen err… participants in Bigg Boss Season 4 – as usual they’ve roped in everyone who has a penchant for controversy. Let’s have a look:
The Men
Chunky Pandey
Claim to Fame: Bollywood Actor; Hide and Seek appearances on the big screen in fancy dress costumes
Whenever I hear his name, I can’t help but ask – Why Chunky? I mean who names himself or his kid, Chunky? Think about it. As an inmate, Chunky the Monkey may just enlighten us about the rahasya behind his name in addition to some fancy dress competitions.
Rajesh Khanna
Claim to Fame: The Bollywood Superstar-Casanova of yesteryears turned desperado-sleazy-actor of today / Dimple Kapadia’s estranged Pati / Akshay Kumar’s FIL
Remember, you won’t get alcohol in there for three whole months. Three Whole Months. And keep a check on that Casanova trait dude! You will be on national television and in all possibilities your grandchildren will be watching it. Keep your superstar-giri at home and come.
Jackie Shroff
Claim to Fame: Became a household name with Subhash Ghai’s ‘Hero’ decades ago, and then went on to do many memorable Bollywood roles before fading away.
My heart still flutters when I see you in a re-run of Hero and Ram Lakhan. Tu mera jaanu hai tu mera dilbar, the flute tracks and the various other songs from Hero makes me feel like having a crush on you again. But that’s about it! I don’t like the way you have maintained yourself nowadays. I mean look at Anil Kapoor and look at yourself, even though I am not a big fan of your Lakhan. You are looking like a hooligan these days. Are you behaving like that as well? Do something about it.
Manoj Tiwari
Claim to Fame: Bhojpuri Actor – apparently known as the Shah Rukh Khan of Bhojpuri Cinema
Dear SRK, are you aware about this? That he is called The Shah Rukh Khan of Bhojpuri Cinema. Don’t you object to it? Anyone around who watches Bhojpuri movies, tell me is this true? A Bhojpuri actor seems to be becoming a permanent contestant in the show after Ravi Kishan’s antics and wise cracks got the TRP game soaring.
Shaan
Claim to Fame: An Indian heartthrob singer; untouched by controversy
Loved by millions of people around the world and by me as well and is usually a permanent feature for the Alumni Meet in my college. I don’t know if he is actually an alumnus or is just invited for entertainment. All I know is his live performances during the Alumni Meet are the best I have ever seen. Usually accompanied by his wife and kids and often gets the kids on stage during the performances. Enough to make a women go weak in her knees. And the saga started many years ago when he crooned into our hearts with the wonderful – Woh pehli baar jab hum mile hathon mein haath jab hum chale and the mesmerizing Dil yeh mera tumse kuch keh raha hai… suna na. And I saw seen and heard him perform Live all his best numbers.
Now my question is, why Shaan as a contestant? We women would be a happy lot if we get a song a day with that effervescent constant smile of his.
Shiney Ahuja
Claim to Fame: Small time Bollywood actor went on to become famous due to his performances with his maid.
He was earlier offered Salman Khan’s role in Dabangg by Abhinav Kashyap, just to let you know. He kept on doing dilly-dally and kept Kashyap waiting. Good for us. I shudder to think what would have happened to Dabangg had Shiney Ahuja been Chulbul Pandey. Just like Chunky, I would like to know why is your name Shiney? Did your parents keep that name or did you yourself do that naamkaran? Why, Shiney? Let me tell you I didn’t even like you in Hazaron Kwaishein Aisi even when everybody liked you. And the chances of you being liked by anybody else are almost nil. What were the people at Bigg Boss thinking before getting a rapist on the show? Just because the maid goes back on the statement doesn’t mean the world is going to believe you. Got it? A rape is a rape. And oh ya, just disassociate yourself with that surname of yours. Doesn’t go down well with me, you idiot!
Vinod Khanna
Claim to Fame: Yesteryears famous Bollywood actor
I am not a big fan of yours though a lot of people I know, adore you for some reason which I can’t understand neither am I interested. Can you please step aside and send in Rahul Khanna on the show? He looked like a piece of chocolate cake in Hollywood Bollywood, that movie which he did with Lisa Ray. I am sure having Rahul on the show would rake in more TRP. Are the channel guys listening? Do you need more female audiences? Oh you want to negotiate and bargain! Is it! Wokay chalo Akshaye Khanna ko bhej do!
The Women
Dimpy Mahajan
Claim to Fame: Rahul Mahajan’s wife via Rahul ka Swayamvar
She isn’t new to the masala-magic of reality shows. Dimpy is not her real name. It’s Somashri or something like that. She is the item-girl-Mahajan-bahu. Three months on the show may just help her stay away from the domestic violence that Rahul subjects her to.
Sneha Ullal
Claim to Fame: Aishwarya Rai lookalike. Made her Bollywood debut opposite Salman Khan.
Sneha, your co-actor is the host of the show. So chill. There’s not much to say except whatever has been said above.
Sangeeta Bijlani
Claim to Fame: Salman Khan’s ex-flame. Once upon a time small-time Bollywood actress. Indian Cricketer Mohd Azharuddin’s estranged wife.
Too many controversies around you, eh? Bigg Boss and other reality shows need people like you.
Sara Khan
Claim to Fame: Played one of the lead characters in Bidaai – An Indian saas-bahu daily soap with some high TRP
She had been Miss Madhya Pradesh a couple of years ago. Do I see you laughing? Hawww… that’s bad. Frankly I don’t understand why she is here.
Shweta Tiwary
Claim to Fame: Played the lead ‘Prerna’ in Kasauti Zindagi ki – A TRP raking daily soap from Ekta Kapoor
She’s been in a couple of reality shows earlier, hence an obvious choice especially after her two-piece bathing act under a jharna / waterfall in some jungle-based reality show. Her ex-husband was also a contestant in the earlier season.
Simone Singh
Claim to Fame: Played the lead in popular Indian television series ‘Heena’
The stunner has done off-beat roles in films and television on an on-and-off basis besides being a regular on the Page 3 party circuit.
Avika Gor
Claim to Fame: The ‘Balika’ Vadhu in Balika Vadhu – Indian daily soap on child marriage
Dear Balika-trying-to-be-a-chick, this is not a place for you. Just because your role as the child bride in that show of yours has ended doesn’t mean that you or your parents will pounce on this reality show. Who signed the contract? The balika-chick or her parents? What about her school for three whole months? Is it okay to send a kid in the Bigg Boss house? Do her parents know that there are some objectionable characters inside the house? Are you okay with a balika or balak inmate in the Bigg Boss house?
There have been rumors of Pamela Anderson also being part of the show. Will this be a Bigg Boss Adults only Season? Oh how can it be an adults-only season? There’s a balika there! Oh what’s happening? I don’t know!
Bigg Boss is known to have last minute additions and subtractions to the list of contestants. So a note to the male janta, don’t start drooling right away with respect to Ms. Pam. Overheard – What if some lame contestant on the show asks, ‘Kaun Pamela Anderson?’
PS – Get Rakhi Sawant on the show. I am not a fan of her item numbers, but I am certainly a fan of her outspokenness and her ready view on everything under the sun. And how can one forget her hilarious mimicry sessions! We also have a poll here. Participate in the poll, wokay?
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