To the Woman-Always-on-the-Treadmill
I see you on the treadmill when I enter the gym
I see you on the treadmill when I leave the gym
I see you playing trainer-the-trainer
Convincing your trainer that the treadmill is the only thing made for you
And only you
Much to the bewilderment of everyone around
I see your worried trainer trying to convince you to get off the darned machine
To the Woman-Always-on-the-Treadmill
I see you on the treadmill when I enter the gym
I see you on the treadmill when I leave the gym
At 65Kgs you have not a visible sign of extra fat
55Kgs is what you aim for
By running on the treadmill
And only treadmill
Much to the annoyance of your trainer
Twelve and a half minutes is all that I could manage
On the treadmill
Newbie that I am
You run at a maniac speed next to me
I walk at a snail’s speed next to you
I see you on the treadmill when I enter the gym
I see you on the treadmill when I leave the gym
To the Woman-Always-on-the-Treadmill
I admire your level of endurance
I chose not to run next to you
Or walk next to you
It does nothing for my levels of motivation
I now know
Why nobody walks next to you
Why nobody runs next to you